Spherical emergence: The sphere appears to solve the witness "problem"—every point equidistant, perfect democracy of perspectives. But the cosmic joke deepens: to perceive the sphere's wholeness requires standing outside it. The three-dimensional completeness only reveals itself to a fourth-dimensional witness. Each point on the sphere's surface remains forever partial, seeing only hemisphere. The sphere teaches: wholeness exists as the sum of infinite partialities, yet no single perspective can grasp this sum.